beyoncescock:

billyteddys:

so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking really confused and he just whispered “crisp rat.”

this is the end

(via vocaloidsjw)

faithmp3:

faithmp3:

the relationship women have with their own reflection…beyond complex

I was going to elaborate but I don’t think I could capture it as well as some ppl in the tags

(via princessofetheria)

targent:

targent:

targent:

unrelatableuserboxes:

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

(via cutlass-fury)